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06 January 2010 @ 01:01 pm
I just spent a good chunk of the morning looking over my archived entries...

First off, hi again all. I'm not sure how many people will actually read this, because I have no idea what's going on with any of you, or even if any of you look for posts from me...

Anyway. I just read over some of my old archived entries, and it occured to me how funny it is to look back over a time in your life and realize that those things you thought were so important really weren't. And, its also rather amusing how moody I was.

So, in October, I celebrated my 24th birthday. Not terribly monumental, but I do realize now how different of a person I am. I suppose this is a free write to get my thoughts out of my head for a change, so bear with me, if you're still there.

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Current Mood: complacentcomplacent
Current Music: Freak Like Me - Adina Howard
17 May 2009 @ 12:21 am

I got married.

Really, I did.

I'm now Mrs. John Christopher Harris.

Thank you.
Current Mood: happyhappy
31 July 2008 @ 01:35 am
I'm swollen up like a balloon this week. You don't have to ask why. Its called the monthly bill, kthnx.


I updated my before/during picture. Since the after won't come til later. So here it is, enjoy.

News briefs:

* Its J.C.'s birthday and we have a big weekend planned.
* I set up a drawing table at work so now I have a place to do all my drawings, and potential customers for commissions.
* My car really hates me.
* I'm exhausted.

That is all.
This has seeded the idea that you should never venture from the house never get misunderstood by the nonplayer characters inhabiting earth, none of whom are too concerned about Nord and Bert. Wonder who ever aim to fish around the room, tryin to get it in the ear canal because doom beset the last planet they were on or near, the verge of a set of poetics they couldnt hear never fear the dudes with invisible ink, no SM goddesses looking from pause to think, never piloted six robots, each distinct, no matter how many two liters they drink, theyre not gonna follow what youre saying at all, not impuned and apalled with the scope of their gaul, so you hide in your room in disgust with the lights turned out, turn them on in the turn, leave them off for now...

You. Are. Like. Ly. To. Be. Eaten.

You Are likely to be eaten by a Grue. If this predicament seems particularly cruel, consider who's fault it could be, not a torch or a match in your inventory....


So pardon that. That was me singing MC Frontalot's "It is Pitch Dark". MC Frontalot's hearts huge, lets have a housewarming. Lol. Nevermind.

Anyway, Frontalot is a nerdcore rapper, who I am infatuated and in love with. Naked. I listen to his rap all day, memorize it, try to sing it, fail, and am sad. So I type it.


So. I work with my Uncle now at EyeCatchers in Northport. They do screen printing, and we have a little boutique in the front of the shop. All sorts of nifty shit. Boring as hell sittin up there all day, tho, but what can you do?

J.C. and I are at the library. He is right there. SAY HI JC.

J.C.: "Huh?"

Thank you! He's a big dumb animal, isnt he folks. Lol. I kid.

haha. I showed him, and he laughed. Thats why I love the big lug. EVEN IF HE IS SHAMELESSLY FLIRTING WITH PEOPLE ONLINE. Lol.

He is now showing me Family Guy porn on his phone. I just destroyed him with my lazer heat vision. He's dead now. Sad.

ANYWAY. So I met this guy on Myspace, and he thinks Im hot, so I said hi back, and he came to my work and he is gross and has no teeth and Im sad.

I'm drawing again, for the first time in a really long time. It feels nice. Takes alot of patience tho. Which I dont have. Lame.

Im trying Nutrisystem/Bariatric Health and Wellness/Good choices with my eating. For example. Yesterday, had a bariatric meal breakfast and lunch, had a bowl of soup from the house from dinner. Homemade, veggies, lean meats, good. Not too bad. Probably a daily intake of like 1,200 calories. Maybe.

Today, I had a nutrisystem meal for breakfast, a salad with baked chicken and dressing on the side for lunch, and a nutrisystem meal for dinner. Again, like 1200 calories. Then, J.C. bought me a mocha frappe. 1200 calories per serving. Lol.

But, I lost 15 more pounds since March. Im gonna be skinny one day! I already look a thousand times better. The only thing that sucks, is that I have one stubborn belly spot that wont shrink. It just sticks out worse. Wah. My lower stomach is like a paper bag. Or, like J.C. says, a waterbed. Not hard. Soft. Pliable. Fucking annoying, especially when I get hot in the summer.

I have regular periods again. I started TODAY. Which sucks, because Im sitting next to J.C. and I kinda want to take him right here and right now. I might just settle for exploring the library. Bah. Humbug.

He and I broke up last week. And it didnt stick. Lol.

And that about covers it.

OH. Wait. My mom was supposed to buy Eddie tickets and we were supposed to go, but she didnt and he sold out. Im sad.


Sorry, hyper. Peace out, my homies.
Current Location: CRAMPS
Current Mood: bouncybouncy
Current Music: MC Frontalot.
03 April 2008 @ 01:46 am
Okay, so Im reading Oh No They Didnt, which is a community here on good ol' ElJay, and I am literally rolling with laughter.

I stumbled across some Twilight movie related posts, and, as much as I love and adore the concept/book/movie, Im dying at the sarcastically funny responses to these posts.

Apparently, Edward has a cold, granite-hard dazzle peen. Thats it, Im dead.

P.S. Does anyone else love the Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn series? Cuz I'm reading the first three (fourth comes out later this year) again...for the 5th time.

...P.P.S. It has just been brought to my attention by the nice people at ONTD that some people write horribly bad, chat-style fanfic of Twilight. I will now share it.

Alice says: Hey Bella guess what?!
Bella says: What?!
Edward says: Bella what ever you do dont listen to Alice!
Bella says: Why??
Alice says: Oh be quite Edward.
Alice says: Cause im going to tell you a secret about Eddie.
Emmett says: HEY GUYS!!
Emmett says: Watcha doing?
Edward says: Alice is going to blow my secret.
Alice says: OK
Emmett says: Yay
Edward says: Nooo
Bella says: What is it Alice?!
Bella says: I wanna know too.
Edward says: Bella leave the chat now.
Bella says: Nooooooo!
Bella says: you cant make me!
Alice says: Edward leave her alone.
Alice says: Did you know that Eddie once lost to a mountain lion!!
Emmett says: -high five-
Edward says: ALICE!!
Bella says: Emmett u cant give high five online?


Oh god. Im just like these people. Oh god. Its late.

P.P.P.S...my daddy is gonna be in town this weekend.

P.P.P.P.S....This means I cant get laid.
05 February 2008 @ 12:04 am
To go with my previous one. Just face stuff, but I think my face looks...thinner?

Im pretty sure all 70+ pounds came off of my face, anyway...

A little jawline, because I seem to have one. At least from that angle. I still catch myself displaying the double chin. Blah. This is better, though.

A few befores...like I said, just the face...

Okay, this is of me and Katie... We have both lost about 70 pounds. And Courtney is doing the robot. I dont ask questions. I do, however, look at this picture of me, and want to cry.

And, this one is from the up angle, just like the other ones. Its my favorite one to compare with...

So there we go...not much to tell, really, but I like looking at the subtle differences. I hate that Im still kind of a cow alot. But Im working on it.
Current Mood: accomplishedaccomplished
Current Music: In my head.
04 February 2008 @ 03:20 pm

I havent posted here in about a hundred million years or so. I still post on Myspace sometimes, but not here. I intend to fix that. TODAY. BWAHAHA.

A little weight update: Cut for your pleasure.Collapse )

And...A J.C. update....Cut for my pleasure. Literally.TMI.Collapse )

I have my own car now....

I went to Mexico in September, on a cruise.

Im about to go color my hairs...in like five minutes.

I got a new Ipod video nano which RAWKS.

If I think of anything else, I will post it.

I missed yall! Tell me about your liiiiiiiiives. Do it.
Current Mood: awakeawake
Current Music: Perfect Circle
05 March 2007 @ 11:58 pm
This past weekend was the annual Regional Phi Theta Kappa convention for Alabama. All five of our chapter officers, and both of our advisors went to Montgomery to participate. Of course, we had not anticipated that this weekend was the 42nd anniversary of the Civil Rights March on Selma, also known as Bloody Sunday. It was quite an experience, being in Montgomery during that anniversary.

Cut for your F-list convienence. I really suggest you take a look at this, though.Collapse )

How was YOUR weekend?
Current Location: Montgomery, AL
Current Mood: accomplishedaccomplished
Current Music: Launchcast, and the sound of infected ear drums, which hurt.
02 March 2007 @ 03:55 am
Why is it that when you are sick with the consumption (as I currently am...day 5), you cant taste ANYTHING?

Well...anything except nasty Nyquil.

So, I ate BADLY today, because all I could taste was salt, starch, and sugar, so thats all I ate. Ramen Noodles, Cake, Pizza....SO NOT ON MY DIET. But it was all I could taste. And because I wanted it because when Im sick, Im spoiled.

*bangs fists on floor and kicks and screams*

See? AND, Im going to Montgomery tomorrow, yet I have nothing clean. Looks like Im buying a pack of underwear, a new bra, and a new outfit tomorrow before I leave. Semiformal, my ass. I dont want to go. *crying fit*

Im just really not up for riding to Montgomery with my PTK advisor, while sneezing and coughing. Im sure she will make fun of me. I wanna drive.

P.S. I didnt put this in food_bad, cuz I didnt wanna. Thanks.
07 February 2007 @ 02:13 am
Hi all! I made a separate journal for my weight loss documentation. If you would like to see whats going on with that stuff, add it!

It will be friends only, because there will be specifics on weight, rants, and the like, so be warned.



Go there with the adding.